ثلاثة حكم خرائية ومقنعة

فار هربان من قطة، و دخل على حظيرة البقر.
قال الفأر للبقرة: ارجوكي ساعديني. القطة تلحق بي و تريد افتراسي.
قالت البقرة للفأر: قف خلفي.
ثم رفعت ذيلها وتغوطت عليه.
دخلت القطة الى الحظيرة ولم تشاهد الفأر الذي غطته كتلة الروث.
حاولت القطة ان تشم رائحة الفأر ولكنها لم تتمكن من الرائحة التي تفوح من المكان.
ولكن، قبل ان تغادر القطة الحظيرة شاهدت تحت كتلة الروث ذيلا يتحرك.
سارعت القطة باتجاهه وسحبت الفأر من كتلة الروث، والتهمته دفعة واحدة
الموضوع فيه ٣ حكم
خرائية ومقنعة:
اولا، مش كل مين خري عليك يكون عدوك ?
ثانياً، مش كل مين طلعك من الخرا… بيكون رفيقك
ثالثا، لما بيكون الخرا طامرك،
*لا تلعب بذيلك*.

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One Response to ثلاثة حكم خرائية ومقنعة

  1. Dr Wafi says:

    حتى في السرقه لا يوجد امانه

    The Little Sparrow!

    It was a very cold winter night! A sparrow had spent two nights out with only the meagre shelter of a tree. He decided that he couldn’t survive a third night, so he left the tree to find a better shelter.

    As he flew he got colder and colder, until his little wings froze solid and he fell to the ground. As he lay there freezing he realised that his end was nigh and he prayed for death to come quickly.

    Suddenly, in his semiconscious state, he had a feeling of being enveloped in a warm covering. He regained consciousness to find that a friendly cow had dropped a luxurious deposit all over him. The warmth gave him a new lease of life, and the sparrow’s comfort made him feel very happy, so he started to sing.

    A passing fox heard the chirping, located the heap, carefully removed the excrement to reveal the little sparrow, and promptly ate him up…

    There are three morals to this sad story :

    1. If someone shits on you, they are not necessarily your enemy.
    2. If someone gets you out of the shit, they are not necessarily your friend.
    3. If you are in the shit and happy, keep your mouth shut !!!

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